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    7/9/2009

    我的故事

    昨天放学爸爸接我回家后我拉了一次臭臭。拉完我叫爸爸给我擦屁屁的时候我看见一只小蚂蚁。我跟爸爸说:“这么臭它怎么还来啊?”爸爸后来把这句话告诉了妈妈,让妈妈记在那本著名的《关崴泷语录》里。
    妈妈昨天下班回家的时候,爸爸正在做我给他出的一道拼图题,就是把一张打印过的A4的废纸剪成了无数的碎片,让爸爸拼。爸爸做得津津有味乐此不疲。看来是觉得很有意思。我决定以后经常给他做这样的测试,防止他患上什么老年性的智力障碍疾病。爸爸每拼上一小块就用透明胶把它粘上,最后全部拼完整了,一片都不差。爸爸说要把这张拼图裱起来,挂在墙上。
    我现在还不太会洗澡,通常都是爸爸给我洗完后他再自己洗。昨天我进到淋浴房以后想跟爸爸开个小玩笑,把门顶住了不让爸爸进来,不管爸爸推门,敲门,还是从淋浴房顶上往下浇水,我都不开。后来爸爸没办法了,只好拿出杀手锏——调虎离山,他故意在外面做出用拳头打妈妈的样子,我一看急了,有人碰我妈妈,这环了得,我赶紧打开门,就像沉香劈山救母那样,冲出去营救妈妈。爸爸就这样得逞了。

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